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BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE: In Lancashire England, Ian Lewis, 43, spent 30 years tracing his family tree back to the 17th century, traveling all over England and interviewing 2,000 relatives, before he learned that he had been adopted when he was a month old and that his real name was David Thornton. He said he would immediately start researching his new family history.
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Police were raiding the home of one
man (on an unrelated matter) and were surprised to discover that he had
a video library featuring a tape onto which he had recorded (videotaped)
the crimes of himself and his colleague. He had edited the crimes together
and added incidental music. (Heard on BBC Radio 2)
* Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark
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* "Have you ever noticed? Anybody
going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a
maniac." -- George Carlin
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DEATH BY DISHWASHER -- A woman climbed into a portable dishwasher, closed the door and died when the machine started up. The death of Carolyn M. Matsumoto, 25, was ruled a suicide by Alameda County Coroner's deputies. She died of scalding and asphyxiation. Federal safety officials and industry representatives said it was believed to be the first time anyone had died inside a dishwasher.
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BUMPERSTICKER SIGHTINGS- * "Always
remember you're unique, just like everyone else".
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EMPLOYERS WERE ASKED THE MOST UNUSUAL
QUESTIONS ASKED BY JOB CANDIDATES:
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